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爱情

爱情是什么?爱情是独一无二的,爱情是咖啡,苦苦的但味道却很好;那些类似爱情的,却通通不是爱情。现实之中,也没有爱情公寓,只有爱情保卫战!因为爱情需要呵护,吵吵闹闹的,其实也是爱情的一种。那么陷入爱河中的男女,会出现怎样的搞笑对话和爆笑场景呢?现在就来看看这些日常男女爱情笑话吧!

屌丝吧

屌丝吧

异地恋!
异地恋!
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网红经济

网红经济

教科书般的秀恩爱
教科书般的秀恩爱
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我要看黄色

我要看黄色

英文爱情台词

   1.If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花,那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。

  2.Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again.有了你,我迷失了自我。失去你,我多么希望自己再度迷失。

  3.At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人。

  4.Look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me.看看我的眼睛,你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。

  5.I need him like I need the air to breathe.我需要他,正如我需要呼吸空气。

  6.Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one.在爱人眼里,一千里的旅程不过一里。

  7.Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak.爱比大衣更能驱走寒冷。

  8.Take away love, and our earth is a tomb.没有了爱,地球便成了坟墓。

  9.My heart is with you.我的爱与你同在。一点点语录网

  10.I miss you so much already and I haven't even left yet!尽管还不曾离开,我已对你朝思暮想!

  11.I'll think of you every step of the way.我会想你,在漫漫长路的每一步。

  12.Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you.无论你身在何处,无论你为何忙碌,我都会在此守候。


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月嫂工资多少

月嫂工资多少

亲一口就跑真刺激
亲一口就跑真刺激
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猪刚烈

猪刚烈

mc搞笑经典语录喊麦_经典爱请语录

  1、男人不流氓发育不正常

  2、女人不风骚,憋出一脸包。

  3、英雄一怒为红颜, 红颜一笑为了钱

  4、美女别紧张,我不是什么好人

  5、社会上的女人 一定要用社会上的方法来解决!

  6、可以替天行道,但不可以见逼就操!

  7、逼要装 事要办,如今众人把我看 看我如何做好汉!

  8、被窝里放屁 要能文能武!


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普通话笑话

普通话笑话

恋爱就是100%的傲娇+200%的黏人!
恋爱就是100%的傲娇+200%的黏人!
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就这样分手

就这样分手

爱情电视剧台词大全

  We're here! Time to muscle up.

  Hello?

  Who's there?

  You scared me to death, you mangy thing.

  I'm just looking for an old well. Know it?

  Not talking, huh?

  Magic dowser, magic dowser,

  show me the well!

  Get away from me!

  Ooh.

  Let me guess. You're from Texas or Utah, someplace dried-out and barren, right?

  I heard about water witching before, but it doesn't make sense.

  -I mean, it's just an ordinary branch. -It's a dowsing rod.

  Ow!

  And I don't like being stalked, not by psycho nerds or their cats!

  He's not really my cat. He's kind of feral. You know, wild.

  Of course, I do feed him every night,

  and sometimes he'll come to my window and bring me little dead things.

  Look, I'm from Pontiac.

  Huh?

  Michigan. And if I'm a water witch, then where's the secret well?

  You stomp too hard and you'll fall in it.

  Oh!

  See?

  It's supposed to be so deep, if you fell to the bottom and looked up,

  you'd see a sky full of stars in the middle of the day.

  Ha!

  Surprised she let you move in.

  My gramma, she owns the Pink Palace. Won't rent to people with kids.

  What do you mean?

  I'm not supposed to talk about it. I'm Wybie. Wybie Lovat.

  -Wybie? -Short for Wyborne.

  Not my idea, of course. What'd you get saddled with?

  I wasn't saddled with anything. It's Coraline.

  -Caroline what? -Coraline. Coraline Jones.

  It's not real scientific, but I heard an ordinary name like Caroline.

  can lead people to have ordinary expectations about a person.

  Wyborne!

  I think I heard someone calling you, Wyborne.

  -What? I didn't hear anything. -I definitely heard someone,

  Why-Were-You-Born.

  -Wyborne! -Grandma!

  Well, great to meet a Michigan water witch,

  but I'd wear gloves next time.

  -Why? -'Cause that dowsing rod of yours,

  it's poison oak.

  I almost fell down a well yesterday, Mom.

  Uh-huh.

  I would've died.

  That's nice.

  Hmm.

  So, can I go out? I think it's perfect weather for gardening.

  No, Coraline. Rain makes mud. Mud makes a mess.

  But, Mom, I want stuff growing when my friends come to visit.

  Isn't that why we moved here?

  Something like that. But then we had the accident.

  -lt wasn't my fault you hit that truck. -I never said it was.

  I can't believe it.

  You and Dad get paid to write about plants, and you hate dirt.

  Coraline, I don't have time for you right now,

  and you still have unpacking to do. Lots of unpacking.

  That sounds exciting!

  Oh. Some kid left this on the front porch.

  Hey, Jonesy. Look what I found in Gramma's trunk.

  Look familiar? Wybie.

  Huh.

  A little me? That's weird.

  What's his name, anyway?

  Wybie. And I'm way too old for dolls.

  Hey, Dad. How's the writing going?

  Dad!

  Hello, Coraline and Coraline doll.

  Do you know where the garden tools are?

  It's... It's pouring out there, isn't it?

  -It's just raining. -What'd the boss say?

  "Don't even think about going out, Coraline Jones!"

  Then you won't need the tools.

  You know, this house is 150 years old.

  -So? -So explore it.

  Go out and count all the doors and windows and write that down on...

  List everything that's blue. Just let me work.

  Ew!

  No. No, no, no. No.

  One boring blue boy in a painfully boring painting.

  Four incredibly boring windows

  and no more doors.

  All right, little me. Where are you hiding?

  Huh?

  Hey, Mom. Where does this door go?

  I'm really, really busy.

  I think it's locked.

  Please!

  Will you stop pestering me if I do this for you?

  Fine.

  Bricks? I don't get it.

  They must've closed this off when they divided up the house.

  You're kidding. And why is the door so small?

  我们在这!时间快到了。

  喂?

  谁在那?

  你吓死我了,你这个肮脏的东西。

  我刚刚在找一口老井,你知道它吗?

  不要说话,听到了吗?

  魔法师啊,魔法师啊,

  带我找到那口井!

  离我远一点!

  噢

  让我猜猜。你是从德克萨斯州来的?还是犹他州?某个干涸又贫瘠的地方,对吗?

  我曾经听说过用巫术求雨的事,但是那实在太荒谬了。

  —我是说,这只是一根普通的树枝。—这是一根魔杖。

  哇!

  而且我不喜欢被跟踪,特别是那些神经病或他们的猫!

  事实上,他不是我的猫。他是野猫。你知道的,野生的。

  当然,我每天晚上都会喂他食物。

  并且,有时,他会到我的窗前,还带给我一些死掉的小东西。

  看,我是皮蒂亚克来的。

  啊?

  密歇根州。而且如果我是一个求雨的巫婆,那么那口神秘的井呢?

  你跺脚跺的太重了,你会掉下去的。

  噢!

  看到了吧?

  它看起来很深,如果你掉到最下面,然后抬头

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90后帅哥

90后帅哥

经典情话台词肉麻

  一:不是除了你,我就没人要了。只是除了你,我谁都不想要。

  二:如果有人偷走了我的心,我求主保佑我,也能偷走他的心。

  三:很多时候,我只是想能有个你,紧紧抱着我不放,直到我的情绪真的好起来。

  四:我莫名奇妙的笑了,只正因想到了你。

  五:你的笑颜,如一道清泉,流动清澈的情缘,漂洗我心的蜜甜,触动我情的涅槃,爱你是我最大的选取权,永远是不变的宣言。

  六:咱们能发展到这天真是几经波折,可能还有更多的考验等待着咱们,但我只知道一件事,我爱你,我只想和你永远在一齐!

  七:像所有人认为的那样,你就是我整个世界。

  八:我忽略时刻,正因等你出现;我忽略距离,正因等你出现;我忽略语言,正因想你一向未变。亲爱的,想你了。

  九:愉悦其实真的狠简单,有你有事做,有所期盼。

  十:初恋像柠檬,虽酸却耐人寻味;热恋像火焰,虽热却不能自拔;失恋像伤疤,虽痛却无法释怀。因此咱们要懂得呵护感情!


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90后帅哥

90后帅哥

德语爱情台词

  关于“爱”的几句德语格言,隽永而精致:真正的爱慕不表现为谄媚。要求对方回报的爱只是自负与虚荣??

  1) Je mehr wir einen Menschen lieben, desto weniger sollten wir ihm schmeicheln.

  真正的爱慕不表现为谄媚。

  2) Die Liebe ist vielleicht der hoechste Versuch, den die Natur macht, um das Individuum aus sich heraus und zu dem anderen hinzufuehren.

  爱情,也许是改变天性的最努力的尝试,要将利己引为利他。

  3) Das Verlangen nach Gegenliebe ist nicht das Verlangen der Liebe, sondern der Eitelkeit.

  要求对方回报的爱并不是真爱,那只是自负。

  4) Die Liebe ist das einzige Maerchen, das mit keinem "es war einmal " beginnt - aber schliesst.

  只有讲爱情童话的时候,“从前”意味着结束,而不是开始。

  5) Liebe ist gemeinsame Freude an der wechselseitigen Unvollkommenheit.

  爱情持久的秘密,就是两个人对彼此缺点相互打趣。


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90后帅哥

90后帅哥

情书台词日语经典

  1.当初我勇敢,结局是不是不一样。如果当时你坚持,回忆会不会不一般。最终我还是没说,你还是忽略。

  2.总有一天,我们会成为别人的回忆,尽力让它美好吧。

  One day, we'll all become a memory of someone else's; make it a beautiful one.

  3.你恨自己是个

  怕孤独的人

  偏偏又爱上自由自私的灵魂

  4.像他那样的人,经常眺望远方。

  那双眼睛总是清澈的,是我迄今为止见过的最漂亮的眼睛。

  可能是因为我喜欢他,才这样觉得吧。


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经典笑话 爆笑

经典笑话 爆笑

爱情的力量实在是太伟大了!
爱情的力量实在是太伟大了!
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影评人

影评人

女神告白,一句我爱你,不如在一起
女神告白,一句我爱你,不如在一起
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行走的力量

行走的力量

到了老娘的床上你还想跑?
到了老娘的床上你还想跑?
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浪漫离婚

浪漫离婚

你再动来动去人家可要把持不住了哦……
你再动来动去人家可要把持不住了哦……
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屌丝吧

屌丝吧

给你打了三个馒头!

中学时食堂竟然不排队打饭,对我这样文文弱弱,瘦瘦小小,视吃如命,到点饿的女生来说就是人生挑战,直到有次一个满头大汗的男生高举着打好的饭盒从拥挤的人群中冲出来大声对我吼着说:“给你打了三个馒头,够了吧?!!!”擦!不食人间烟火的我竟然恋爱了……

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成人网视频

成人网视频

闪烁的爱情台词

  1、人生总有许多偶然和巧合,两条平行线,也可能会有交汇的一天。人生又有许多意外和错过,握在手里的风筝,也会突然断了线

  2、世界上最凄绝的距离是两个人本来距离很远,互不相识,忽然有一天,他们相识,相爱,距离变得很近。然后有一天,不再相爱了,本来很近的两个人,变得很远,甚至比以前更远。

  3、爱情使人忘记时间,时间也使人忘记爱情。

  4、凡事皆有代价,快乐的代价便是痛苦。

  5、开始的时侯,我们就知道,总会有终结。

  6、孤单不是与生俱来,而是由你爱上一个人的那一刻开始。

  7、有些人注定是等待别人的,有些人是注定被人等的。

  8、爱情,原来是含笑饮毒酒。

  9、当爱情来临,当然也是快乐的。但是,这种快乐是要付出的,也要学习去接受失望,伤痛和离别。从此,人生不再纯粹。

  10、爱一个人很难,放弃自己心爱的人更难。


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奇妙物语

奇妙物语

又对单身狗造成成吨的伤害
又对单身狗造成成吨的伤害
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欧美男歌手

欧美男歌手

爱情甜蜜搞笑图片
爱情甜蜜搞笑图片
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禁药有哪些

禁药有哪些

我等单身狗还是看看就好~
我等单身狗还是看看就好~
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我要结婚了

我要结婚了

电子情书台词中英

  (Someone comes into; Kathleen raises her head and looks forward.)      Joe: Take a wild guess that's not him either. So who is he, I wonder? Certainly not I, neither the world's greatest living expert on Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, but somebody else entirely different. And will you be mean to him too?          Kathleen: No, I will not, because the man who is coming here tonight is completely unlike you. The man who is coming here tonight is kind and funny and he's got the most wonderful sense of humor.        Joe: But, he's not here.         Kathleen: Well, if he's not here he has a reason because there's not a cruel or careless bone in his body. But I wouldn't expect you to understand anybody like that. You with your theme park multi-level homogenize the world mochachino land. You've deluded yourself into thinking that you're some sort of benefactor bringing books to the masses. But no one will ever remember you Joe Fox and maybe no one will remember me either, but plenty of people remember my mother and they think she was fine and they think her store was something special. You are nothing but a suit.        Joe: That's my cue. Have a good night.【重点讲解】  有人进了咖啡馆,Kathleen马上抬头看看是不是她要等的人。Joe调侃她,这个人会是谁呢?肯定不是他,也不是还活在世上的参加过尤利乌斯和伊塞尔•罗森伯格案件的侦探专家。living表示活着的、在世的。  末了,他还加问一句,“你不会也对他发这么大脾气(be mean to sb.)吧?”mean的原意是卑微的、不雅的,这里的意思是坏脾气的。Kathleen立刻回答说,她今晚要见的人善良(kind)、风趣(funny)、极具幽默感(sense of humor)。  Kathleen时时刻刻都在拿那个人和眼前的Joe相比:那个人不来一定有他的理由;那个人不会像Joe一样冷酷漠然(cruel and careless);Joe只会用他的连锁店使世界变得毫无特色的趋同(homogenize v. 使同质化,使均质化);Joe误认为自己是把书籍带向大众的恩主(benefactor)。词组delude somebody with something(into doing something),欺骗,使某人有错误想法。  为了解气,Kathleen最后说,Joe只是个徒有其表的人(nothing but a suit),(suit整套的衣服)。而Joe的回答则复杂得多——郎有心、妹无意,只好无奈地见好就收——“这就是你对我的看法”(That’s my cue.)cue本来意思是提醒演员上台的提示词,引申为暗指、提示、指点,这里也可以说成“多谢指教”——显然,Joe是不满的。


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