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大学教授亮工资条

大学教授亮工资条

英语笑话带翻译很短的 英语笑话带翻译短一些

1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

老师:谁能回到我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?!
老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩:我!我现在要回家了。

2.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

Anydog, buildings can’t jump!
任何一只狗,大楼又跳不起来。

3.
What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有头、有尾,但是没有身体?

A coin!
硬币。


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大学教授亮工资条

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简单的英语笑话带翻译 英文笑话带翻译爆笑

   A mother mouse

  老鼠的第二语言也重要

  A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she

  spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and

  the cat watched the mice.

  Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat

  was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

  Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you

  understand the value of a second language?"

  一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步,突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。

  母老鼠向着猫叫道:“汪,汪,汪”,猫听了非常害怕,拼命跑走了。

  母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说:“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”


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英语简短笑话大全爆笑 20个英语笑话爆笑超短

1、The Fish Net

Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

鱼网

你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安? 老师发问道。

把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。

2、The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

新老师

9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里。

乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。

妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。


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杨幂回应成龙夸赞

杨幂回应成龙夸赞

原来我们上的第一堂英语课是泡妞
原来我们上的第一堂英语课是泡妞
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老干妈商业机密遭窃取

老干妈商业机密遭窃取

我就是没有这种老师所以英语才不及格的
我就是没有这种老师所以英语才不及格的
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300斤男子为爱甩肉150斤

300斤男子为爱甩肉150斤

自古以来英语老师都是不可阻挡的
自古以来英语老师都是不可阻挡的
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36e美女

36e美女

英语幽默笑话300篇 英语笑话带翻译爆笑

  man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."

  Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?" 两个猎人进森林里打猎,其中一个猎人不慎跌倒,两眼翻白,似已停止呼吸.另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话.接线员沉着地说:“第一步,要先确定你的朋友已经死亡.”于是,接线员在电话里听到一声枪响,然后听到那猎人接着问:“第二步怎办?”

  Talking clock

  会说话的钟

  While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"

  "Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"

  一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意.“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他.“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答.“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问.“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋.突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”


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我爱漫画网

英语小笑话带翻译爆笑 英语小笑话带翻译简短

  I Wasn't Asleep

  When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

  "I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

  "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

  "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

  我没有睡着

  当一群妇女上车之后,车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了,他担心这个人会坐过站,就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他,说:“先生,醒醒!”

  “我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

  “没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”

  “我知道,我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”

 

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写文章赚钱

写文章赚钱

短篇英语笑话英语幽默笑话

  1、The Fish Net

  Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

  A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

  鱼网

  你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安? 老师发问道。

  把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。

  2、The New Teacher

  George comes from school on the first of September.

  George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

  I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

  新老师

  9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里。

  乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。

  妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。


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极品败家女

极品败家女

大学英语搞笑话剧剧本 搞笑英语六人话剧剧本

  A(衣衫褴褛) B(衣着光鲜) C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者

  B坐在E上吃东西,A一乞丐上前

  A:先生,先生,请给我些面包,谢谢,我饿得不行了。

  B:(厌恶)让开,让开。(然后便起身离开,这时他的钱包掉到E上头了)

  A:先生,先生(A看见后,立即拾起,追上了走远的B)

  B:让开,让开啊,我没吃的了,也没钱了(看也不看A,仍自顾自地走了)

  C:他真愚蠢啊

  D:是啊是啊(D点头附和)

  A:可„„先生„„您听我说„„(仍拉着B衣服的后摆)

  B:挖,你这人怎么这么讨厌!(还是没有回头看A一眼)

  C:椅子啊,你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢?

  E:唉,人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~

  D:是啊是啊

  与此同时A与B还在纠缠,这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。

  E:先生!你的钱包丢了!你怎么这么傻啊。

  A与B同时回头,看见了那会说话的椅子E,吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。

  F:大家好,我是新闻记者F,今天我看见了一个奇异的现象,一个椅子说话了,两个人被吓昏了,下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

  B:哦,上帝,哦,妈妈。

  F:这个人傻了,我们不鸟他了,下面我采访一下另一个人吧,请问你为什么不告诉他,他的钱包丢了?

  A:对不起,我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„

  F:通过这一事件,我们可以认识到,掌握一门外语的重要性,以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗,椅子?

  E:是啊,是啊(E傻傻地拼命点头)

  C:唉,人可真愚蠢,椅子也被他们弄傻了。

  D:谁让这是一个童话呢„„

  为了配合马可的英文翻译,所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。

  A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.

  B:get away,get away,dirty man.

  A:sir,sir!!

  B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.

  C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

  D:yes,yes.

  A:but....sir....please listen to me.....

  B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!

  C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.

  E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.

  D:yes,yes!!

  E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?

  F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.

  B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.

  F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

  A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......

  F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?

  E:yes,yes.

  C:ai,men is so silly.

  D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.

 

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高圆圆男友

高圆圆男友

kings man经典台词 iron man经典台词英文

  《肖申克的救赎》经典语录

  1、It takes a strong man to save himself, and a great man to save another.

  强者救赎自己,圣人普度他人。

  2、Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.

  希望是美好的,也许是人间至善,而美好的事物永不消逝。

  3、I find I'm so excited. I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

  我发现自己是如此的激动,以至于不能静静地坐下来思考。我想只有那些重获自由即将踏上新征程的人们才能感受到这种即将揭开未来神秘面纱的激动心情。我希望跨越千山万水握住朋友的手,我希望太平洋的海水如同梦中的一样蓝:我希望……

  4、Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.

  懦怯囚禁人的灵魂,希望可以让你自由。

  5、Prison life consists of routine, and then more routine.

  监狱生活充满了一段又一段的例行公事。

  6、These walls are kind of funny like that. First you hate them, then you get used to them. Enough time passed, get so you depend on them. That's institution alized.

  监狱里的高墙实在是很有趣。刚入狱的时候,你痛恨周围的高墙;慢慢地,你习惯了生活在其中;最终你会发现自己不得不依靠它而生存。这就是体制化。

  7、I guess it comes down to a simple choice: get busy living or get busy dying.

  生命可以归结为一种简单的选择:要么忙于生存,要么赶着去死。

 

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国外达人秀

国外达人秀

冰与火之歌中的中英互译台词 冰与火之歌 中英对照

  Bran:“Can a man still be brave if he’s afraid?”

  Ned: “That is the only time a man can be brave.”

  “一个人如果害怕,还能勇敢么?”

  “人只有在害怕的时候才会变勇敢啊。”

  ——Bran和父亲Ned的对话

  A ruler who hides behind paid executioners soon forgets what death is.

  --Lord Eddard Stark

  一个统治者如果让其他人替自己执行死刑,他很快就会忘记死亡的涵义是什么。

  ——临冬城城主Eddard Stark(向儿子们解释“判人死刑的人必须自己执行”的原因)

  Never forget what you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.

  --Tyrion Lannister

  永远不要忘了你是谁,因为这个世界不会忘记。把你的特点变成你的力量,它就永远不会成为你的弱点。用它武装自己,它就永远不能伤害你。

  ——Tyrion说起Jon是私生子,给他的建议。

  He was always clever, even as a boy, but it is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.

  --Catelyn Stark

  从小时候起,他就是一个聪明人。但聪明和明智是有区别的。

  —— 临冬城夫人 Catelyn Stark (说小指头)

  I swear to you, I was never so alive as when I was winning this throne, or so dead as now that I've won it.

  --King Robert Baratheon

  跟你发誓,赢得王位的时候我感到从未有过的活力,可坐上王位之后是从未想过的死气沉沉。

  —— 国王Robert Baratheon

  A true man does what he will, not what he must.

  一个真诚的人会做他想做的事,不是他必须做的事。

  When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground.

  你玩权利的游戏,结局要么赢、要么死。没有折中的选择。

  —— Cersei Lannister (王后)

  Chaos isn't a pit. Chaos is a ladder. Many who try to climb it fail, and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some are given a chance to climb, but they refuse. They cling to the realm, or the gods, or love: illusions. Only the ladder is real; the climb is all there is.

  混乱不是深渊。混乱是阶梯。很多人想往上爬,却失败了,且永无机会再试。他们坠落而亡。有些人本有机会攀爬,但他们拒绝了。他们守着王国,守着诸神,守着爱情——尽皆幻象。唯有阶梯真实存在,攀爬才是生活的全部。

  ——Petyr Baelish (小指头)

  There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man.

  --Lord Varys

  世界上,没有比人本身更可怕的生物了。

  —— Varys(太监议员)

 

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高圆圆男友

高圆圆男友

贫民窟的百万富翁 英文台词 贫民窟的百万富翁影评

  Latika:You came back for me.

  (你为我而回来)

  Jamal:Of course.

  (当然)

  Latika:I thought you'd forgotten.

  (我以为你已经忘记了)

  Jamal:I never forgot.Not for one moment.I knew I'd find you in the end.It's our destiny.

  (我从来没有忘记,无时无刻.我知道我一定会找到你的.这就是我们的命运.)

  (最后在火车站的时候)

  Jamal:I knew you'd be watching.

  (我知道你会看着的)

  Latika:I thought we'd be together only in death.

  (我原以为我们只有在死后才能相见)

  Jamal:This our destiny.

  (这就是我们的命运)

  Latika:Kiss me.

  (吻我)

  (电影刚刚开始的时候)

  Jamal Malik is one question away

  from winning 20 million rupees.How did he do it?

  (杰玛 马利克还有一个问题就可以赢得2000万卢比.他是怎么做到的?)

  A.He's cheated

  (A.他作弊)

  B.He's lucky.

  (B.他运气好)

  C.He's a genius.

  (C.他是个天才)

  D.It's written.

  (D.命中注定)

  1.主角:“我永远不会原谅你”他哥哥:“我知道”

  2. “法官的儿子永远是法官,贼的儿子一定是个贼 ”

  3.主角找到了拉提卡,劝她一起私奔:

  主角:“和我一起跑把。”

  拉提卡:“跑?去哪里?靠什么生活?”

  主角:“爱。”

  4. 电话里响起拉提卡的声音“hallo 杰玛 ”

  “我叫拉提卡”

  30秒时间,杰玛第一句话只是确认“真的是你吗?拉提卡”

  钱并不重要,他只是要找到拉提卡而已,这场游戏只是游戏。

  “你在哪里”

  “我很安全”

  “杰玛,就算没有钱……”

  杰玛得到他要的了,30秒钟,最后的大奖,参加百万富翁,这些都已经值得了,他找到了拉提卡。

  5. 是因为他幸运吗,还是他是个天才,或者这一切都是命中注定的安排?

  6."你想体验真正的印度文明吗?这一幕就是了 " (当时游客的车子轮胎全被卸了) "告诉你什么是真正的美国文明,孩子 "(游客掏出了美金)

  7.主持人虚伪地鼓动主角:”草芥平民到王侯将相的转变,这就是你的宿命! “

  8.乞丐团伙里面被弄瞎眼睛的小孩与主角重逢时说: “杰玛,你现在是一个大人物了,我为你感到高兴。”

  主角:“对不起……”

  瞎子小孩:“你被拯救了,我不太走运,这就是我们的区别。”

  9.有些问题,吉玛不知道,拷打吉玛的警察怒了,指着录像里申请现场求助的吉玛大吼,连我5岁的女儿都晓得这个答案!

  吉玛平静地问,”先生,你知道一杯茶水卖多少钱吗?“

  10.哥哥临死前躺在装满钱的浴缸中讲:感谢神

  11.乞丐团伙的操纵者,收养了一群小孩子,孩子们还不知道的时候,在他背后说:

  “如果少一点规定的话,他就是一个圣人了”

 

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隔壁的女孩

隔壁的女孩

用来激励自己的英文电影经典台词 阿甘正传经典台词英文

  1、Today,I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

  现在,我想我是这个世界上最幸运的人。(《扬基的骄傲》1942)

  2、I'm king of the world!

  我是世界之王!(《泰坦尼克号》1997)

  3、I'll have what she's having.

  我会拥有她所拥有的。(《当哈里遇上萨莉》1989)

  4、I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

  我总是非常依赖陌生人的仁慈。(《欲望号街车》1951)

  5、Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.

  系紧你的安全带,这将是一个颠簸的夜晚。(《彗星美人》1950)

  6、Toto,I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

  托托,我想我们再也回不去堪萨斯了。(《绿野仙踪》1939)

  7、Play it,Sam. Play'As Time Goes By'.

  弹这首,山姆,就弹“时光流逝”.(《卡萨布兰卡》1942)

  8、Show me the money!

  让我看到钱!(《甜心先生》1996)

  9、life was like a box a chocolates, never know what you're gonna get.

  生活就像一盒巧克力:你永远不知道你会得到什么。(《阿甘正传》1994 )

  10、All right,Mr.DeMille,I'm ready for my close-up.

  好了,德米勒先生,我已经准备好拍摄我的特写镜头了。(《日落大道》1950)


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英语幽默笑话300篇,英语幽默笑话集锦

  1.英语幽默笑话300篇man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."英语幽默笑话300篇

  Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?" 两个猎人进森林里打猎,其中一个猎人不慎跌倒,两眼翻白,似已停止呼吸.另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话.接线员沉着地说:“第一步,要先确定你的朋友已经死亡.”于是,接线员在电话里听到一声枪响,然后听到那猎人接着问:“第二步怎办?”

  Talking clock

  会说话的钟

  While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"

  "Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"

  一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意.“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他.“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答.“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问.“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋.突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”

  Secret For a Long Life

  A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

  "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

  "I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."

  "Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"

  "Twenty-six."

  长寿秘诀

  一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头.

  “我无意中发现,你是多么幸福,”那女士说.“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?”

  “我每天抽三包烟,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且从来不曾锻炼.”

  “哦,真神奇,”女士说.“你高寿?”


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六年级英语笑话带翻译 小学英语笑话带翻译

  六年级英语笑话带翻译一:

  A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer, "Excuse me, where can I buy the autoaccessories(附件) in the neighborhood?"

  Mountaineer says, "Some people usually drive heroic car on the road. There is a abrupt turn(急转弯) ahead not far from here, and aclough(深谷) just below it, where you can find all kinds of the auto accessories. You will spend no money at all."

  一个卡车司机向一山民打听:“请问,这附近哪儿能买到汽车配件?”

  山民说:“这条路上经常有人开英雄车,前面不远处是个急转弯,急转弯的下面就是深谷,那深谷里什么样的汽车配件都有——根本用不着花钱。”

  六年级英语笑话带翻译二:

  Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.“

  你相信人死后仍有生命吗?”老板问他的一个员工。“是的,先生。”这个新员工回答说。“哦,那么,这样说来一切就很正常了,” 老板继续说,“在你今早离开,去参加你奶奶的葬礼,她来看你了。”


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血战钢锯岭经典台词语录精彩对白(中英文对照台词)

  1.You know quite a bit killing does occur in war.

  Private Doss does not believe in viollence.

  你知道战场上杀人是再正常不过的。

  二等兵道斯不崇尚武力。

  2.I don't think this is a question of religion.

  I think this is cowardice.

  我不认为这是什么信仰为题。

  你就个懦夫。

  3.I don't know how I'm gonna live with myself if Idon't stay true with what I believe.

  如果我不坚持自己的信仰,我不知道该如何活下去。

  4.With the world so set on tearing itself apart

  it doesn't seem like such a bad thing to me to want to put a little bit of it back together.

  当整个世界分崩离析

  我只想一点一点把他拼凑回来,这总归不是什么坏事。


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《速度与激情7》经典台词(中英对照)

  1.生命中最重要的永远是此时此地的家人。

  The most important thing in life will always be the people right here, right now.

  2.我没有朋友,我们是家人。

  I don't have friends. I got family.

  3.你不认识我,但是很快就会认识了。

  You don't know me, but you're about to.

  4.老大,老大的女人,小丑。

  Alpha, Mrs. Alpha, Joker.

  5.谢天谢地你来了!

  Thank God you showed up!

  6.Dom,汽车不能飞,汽车不能飞!

  Dom. Cars don't fly! Cars don't fly!

  7.敌人的敌人就是朋友。

  The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

  8.我这辈子最不后悔的事情,就是走进你家的店,买下了第一块三明治。

  You know the best decision I ever made was stepping into that store, buying that first sandwich.

  9.你以为这将是一场街头斗殴吗?好吧,你特么对了!

  You thought this was gonna be a street fight? You're goddamn right it is.

  10.---Letty:你带装甲部队了吗?

  ---Hobbs:姑娘,我就是装甲部队!

  Letty: Did you bring the cavalry?

  Hobbs: Woman, I am the cavalry.

  11.我发誓,无论你去哪,我去哪。你飙车,我飙车;你战斗,我战斗……如果你死,我也不活了。


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英语长笑话可以听的 课前三分钟英文笑话短

  An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. Shetold her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, shewanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.

  布鲁克林的一位年迈的妇女决定准备自己的遗嘱,提出最后的要求。她告诉自己的犹太教士说她有两个临终前的要求。第一,她要火化;第二,她要把骨灰撒到布鲁明黛。

  "Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"

  “布鲁明黛!”教士叫道,“为什么在布鲁明黛?”

  "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."

  “那样的话我女儿肯定一周会探望我两次。”

 

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英语幽默笑话长一些的 好背的英文笑话长长长

  he cruise ship my friend was working on socked at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ship's narrow gangplank as a passageway to the dock far below.

  我的一位朋友在游览船上工作。有一次船停泊在墨西哥的一个港口,这时正是潮水很高的时候,游客们从船上下到码头必须使用很窄的跳板作为通道。

  The staff stood motionless when a passenger in her 70's appeared at the top of the plank. There wasn't room for anyone to assist her, so she edged along slowly and finally made it to the dock safely, to everyone's relief. As she stepped down, she turned,looked back at the top of the plank and shouted, "it' s okay, mother, you can come down now.”

  一位七十多岁的老妇人出现在跳板的顶端时,船上的工作人员都吓得呆站着,大气也不敢出。跳板太窄,没有办法让人去搀扶老妇人。所以她慢慢地侧着身子往下走,最后终于安全地到达那码头上,大家也都放心了。她下来以后,转过身,望着跳板的顶端喊道:“放心吧,妈妈,您现在可以下来了。”

 

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