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北京有人买一百套房

北京有人买一百套房

对,我想找人打你!
对,我想找人打你!
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妖孽哪里跑

妖孽哪里跑

中秋节的歇后语英语

  1,人逢喜事尤其乐,月到中秋分外明。 People on every occasion, especially on Mid-Autumn festival particularly bright.

  2,几处笙歌留朗月,万家箫管乐中秋。 Several strike stay long, xiao wind Mid-Autumn festival.

  3,地得清秋一半好,窗含明月十分圆。 To better half clear autumn, window containing the moon is round


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成人 视频

成人 视频

魔法奇缘中英台词

  Gothel: Oh, I love you very much, dear.

  Rapunzel: I love you more.

  Gothel: I love you most.

  Eugene: You were my new dream.

  Rapunzel: And you were mine.


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女王驾到请下跪

女王驾到请下跪

too simple, sometimes naive

一只小兔子在大森林里快乐地奔跑,在路上,碰见一只狗熊。狗熊问它:“兔子兔子,你为什么要跑啊?”“常言道:兔森跑,乃义务。”

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稻香村糕点

稻香村糕点

一句话表白 英文

  1、Wish you a happy new year and a good fortune in the coming year when we will share our happiness, think of our good friends, andour dreams come true!

  在这快乐分享的时刻,思念好友的时刻,美梦成真的时刻,祝你—新年快乐,佳节如意!

  2、Every day I miss you. It is a hard time for me to miss you but itis even harder not to do so. In such a contrary mood, I miss you deeply! A happy Valentines Day to you!

  在每个想念的日子,想你不容易,不想你更难,愿以一片难懂的心情,深深思念你!情人节快乐!

  3、If living on the earth is a mission from the lord… living with youis the award of the lord.

  如果活着,是上帝赋予我最大的使命,那么活者有你,将会是上帝赋予我使命的恩赐。

  4、Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again.

  有了你,我迷失了自我。失去你,我多么希望自己再度迷失。

  5、Love is a chord in life, not a solo.

  爱是人生的和弦,而不是孤独的独奏曲。


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稻香村糕点

稻香村糕点

青春励志英语短句

  1、Live beautifully, dream passionately, love completely.

  活要活得美好,梦要梦得热烈,爱要爱得完整。

  2、Albert Einstein: Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.

  爱因斯坦:逻辑会带你从A点到达B点,想象力将把你带到任何地方。

  3、The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.

  世界上对勇气的最大考验是忍受失败而不丧失信心。

  4、A man's best friends are his ten fingers.

  人最好的朋友是自己的十个手指。

  5、Only they who fulfill their duties in everyday matters will fulfill them on great occasions.

  只有在日常生活中尽责的人才会在重大时刻尽责。

  6、The shortest way to do many things is to only one thing at a time.

  做许多事情的捷径就是一次只做一件一件事。

  7、All things in their being are good for something.

  天生我才必有用。

  8、There's only one corner of the universe you can be sure of improving, and that's your own self.

  这个宇宙中只有一个角落你肯定可以改进,那就是你自己。


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稻香村糕点

稻香村糕点

英语励志名人名言

  there is only one success --- to be able to spend your life in your own way. (c. morley )

  只有一种成功,那就是能够用自己的方式度过自己的一生。(莫利)

  we must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. ( martin luther king, jr.)

  我们必须接受失望,因为它是有限的,但千万不可失去希望,因为它是无穷的。(马丁。路德。金)

  we grow neither better nor worse as we grow old but more like ourselves. ( m. l. becker )

  随着年龄的增长,我们并不变得更好也不变得更坏,而是变得更象我们自己。(贝克尔)if a jewel falls into the mire, it remains as precious as before; and though dust should ascend to heaven, its former worthlessness will not be altered. ( al jaber )

  宝石即使落在泥潭里,仍是一样可贵;尘土纵然扬到天上,还是没有价值。(贾比尔)

  better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. ( strong)

  与其诅咒黑暗,不如燃起蜡烛。(斯特郎)a man can fail many times, but he isn\'t a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. ( j. burroughs )

  一个人可以失败许多次,但是只要他没有开始责怪别人,他还不是一个失败者。(巴勒斯)

  the tragedy of life is not so much what men suffer, but what they miss. ( t. carlyle )

  生活的悲剧不在于人们受到多少苦,而在于人们错过了什么。(卡莱尔)

  genius is formed in quiet, character in the stream of life. (goethe )

  天才形成于平静中,性格形成于生活之溪流。(歌德)


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成人 视频

成人 视频

精灵旅社英文台词

  看起来不错,只有怪物进得去吗?”“没错,设计完善。前面是400亩的幽灵森林,周围还有活尸禁区。如果人类看到,肯定拔腿就跑。”

  I always thought the worst thing ever would be seeing you go. But the worst is seeing you unhappy.

  “法兰克老弟,看看你,又把自己邮寄过来,这个吝啬鬼。”“才不是为了省钱,我有飞机恐惧症。飞机引擎随时都有可能.....”“起火。我们知道。”

  我变得和你一样,没有了梦想。


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我要拍电影

我要拍电影

经典英语电影台词

  A man can

be destroyed but not defeated.


  一个人可以被毁灭,却不能被打败。《老人与海》

  Love means never having to say you ' re sorry.

  爱就是永远不必说对不起。《爱情故事》

  Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.

  生命就像一盒巧克力,结果往往出人意料 . 《阿甘正传》

  Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do.

  死亡是生命的一部分,是我们注定要做的一件事。《阿甘正传》

  If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on, is to remember them. Building burn, people die, but real love is forever. —— The Crow

  如果我们所爱的人从我们身边被偷走,要使他们继续留在我们身边,就要记住他们。建筑会被焚毁,人会死去,而真爱永存。《乌鸦》

  Anakin, this path has been placed before you. The choice is yours alone.

  阿纳金,路就在你脚下,你自己决定。《星球大战-首部曲》

  I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what’s going to happen, or who I’m going to meet, where I’m going to wind up.

  我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的 , 不知会遇见什么人 , 会有什么样的结局。《泰坦尼克号》

  Tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom!

  告诉敌人,他们也许能夺走我们的生命,但是,他们永远夺不走我们的自由!《勇敢的心》


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奥巴马老婆

奥巴马老婆

关于主持台词英语

  good afternoon, everyone.

  good afternoon.

  welcome to the XX hit graduate level english speech final competition.

  to start with, we'd like to briefly introduce the whole process of the competition.

  from sep., 2300 graduates have participated in this competition, of those, more than 70 took part in the semi-final and today we have 10 outstanding speakers to compete in the final round.

  at first, with great honor, we'd like to introduce the guests at present.

  they're ...

  we are honored to have you here, and we hope you can enjoy yourselves today.

  next, let me introduce the judges of today's contest.

  they're ...

  thank you for being a part of the competition.

  now, let's welcome professor ... to give us the opening address.

  (address)

  thank you professor ...

  let me introduce the rules of today's contest. according to the performance of every contestant, 7 scores will be given by our 7 judges, the fullmark is 100.

  the final score is the average excluding one of the highest and one of the lowest scores.

  after the competition rules, let's meet our contestants, and welcome all of them to the stage now.

  each of you'll have 30 seconds to introduce yourself.

  ok. all contestants have finished their introductions.

  (turn to contestants)

  we all look forward to your wonderful performances, and we wish you the best of luck.

  now, the XX hit graduate level english speech final competition formally start.

  please welcome contestant no.1 ...

  (speech)

  thank you c.n.1

  judges, question please.

  (question)

  judges, please show your scores.

  (scores)

  let me announce, the scores of c.n.1 are ...

  ok. let's welcome c.n.2 ...

  (speech)

  question please.

  (question)

  let me announce the final score of c.n.1 is ...

  please give your scores.

  (score)

  the scores of c.n.2 are ...

  ok, let's welcome c.n.3 ...


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胸口碎大石

胸口碎大石

奥迪广告英文台词

  I carry your heart with me I carry it in my heart I am never without it

  Anywhere I go you go, my dear

  And whatever is done by only me is your doing, my darling

  I fear no fate for you are my fate, my sweet

  I want no world for beautiful you are my world, my true

  And it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you

  Here is the deepest secret nobody knows

  Here is the root of the root and bud of the bud and the sky of the sky and a tree called life; which grows higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide

  And this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

  I carry your heart I carry it in my heart


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胸口碎大石

胸口碎大石

英文经典台词赏析

  A man can be destroyed but not defeated.

  一个人可以被毁灭,却不能被打败.《老人与海》

  Love means never having to say you ' re sorry.

  爱就是永远不必说对不起.《爱情故事》

  Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.

  生命就像一盒巧克力,结果往往出人意料 . 《阿甘正传》

  Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do.

  死亡是生命的一部分,是我们注定要做的一件事.《阿甘正传》

  If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on, is to remember them. Building burn, people die, but real love is forever. —— The Crow

  如果我们所爱的人从我们身边被偷走,要使他们继续留在我们身边,就要记住他们.建筑会被焚毁,人会死去,而真爱永存.《乌鸦》

  Anakin, this path has been placed before you. The choice is yours alone.

  阿纳金,路就在你脚下,你自己决定.《星球大战-首部曲》

  I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what’s going to happen, or who I’m going to meet, where I’m going to wind up.

  我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的 , 不知会遇见什么人 , 会有什么样的结局.《泰坦尼克号》


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爸爸的女儿

爸爸的女儿

雷神2 英文台词

  1.生命中最难的阶段不是没有人懂你,而是你不懂你自己。

  2.有人说,宇宙诞生之前是一片虚无,其实不然,从那时就有黑暗,而且一直都还在。

  3.希望我还可以信任你。-如果你信,那你还是不改从前的愚蠢。

  4.我对你发过誓,一定回来找你。

  5.等了这么久...你终于舍得来看我,来干嘛?嘲笑我?-我需要你帮忙...

  6.从那时就有黑暗,而且一直都还在。

  7.索尔,你的勇气...解救不了你的痛苦。你的家人,你的世界,终将消灭殆尽。

  8.我们没有时间了

  世界末日随时会发生

  终将消灭殆尽


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好女不过百

好女不过百

有趣的英语小故事

  One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell.

  "It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it?" the teacher said.

  "Yes, sir." said one of the boys, " but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand."

  一天,老师带学生到养鸡场参观,当他们走近孵化器时,刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。

  “看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来,岂不是很奇妙的吗?”老师说。

  “是的,老师。”一个男学生说,“可是,如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”


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爸爸的女儿

爸爸的女儿

鼠来宝1英语台词

  Don't say "family" in front of Dave.It gives him gas.

  别在他面前说"一家人",跟放臭屁似的。

  Some people don't know a good thing when they've got it.

  有些人拥有好东西,自己却没有意识到。

  啊快进去!快进去!

  It's going. It's going.

  这下全都没了

  And it's gone.

  我不管了

  Whatever.

  也许我们该休息一下

  Maybe we shouId take a break.

  够了!我受不了了!

  That's it. I can't take this anymore.

  我受不了了!我放弃!

  I can't. I give up.

  我受够了挣扎求生

  I'm sick of struggIing for survivaI.

  跟地鼠还有蚯蚓竞争

  Competing with gophers and

  earthworms and that Ioser sparrow...

  还有那只成天偷我坚果的懒麻雀

  ...who aIways takes my nuts.

  而我最讨厌的

  And I'm especiaIIy sick of this stupid...

  就是这棵笨树!

  ...stupid tree.

  -怎么了?

  -小心啊

  -What's happening?

  -Guys.

  我想他惹树生气了

  I think he made it angry.


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幸福的样子

幸福的样子

大话西游英文台词

  At this time the blade is really close to me 0.01cmI think.But after a short period of time 0.01secind,I think the owner of the sword will fall for me wholeheartedlly.Because I've decided to tell lies .I've told many lies in my life.But I think it is the wonderful lie!

  Once there was a true love at my hand ,but I didn't cherish it .I didn't realize it until it was gone.There is nothing more miserable than it .If God can give me a chance to restart ,I'll tell the girl I Love You.If I have to add a deadline to the love I hope it will be ten thousand years

  当时那把剑离我的喉咙只有0.01公分,但是四分之一炷香之后,那把剑的女主人将会彻底地爱上我,因为我决定说一个谎话。虽然本人生平说过无数的谎话,但是这一个我认为是最完美的……

  曾经有一份真诚的爱情放在我面前,我没有珍惜,等我失去的时候我才后悔莫及,人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。如果上天能够给我一个再来一次的机会,我会对那个女孩子说三个字:我爱你。如果非要在这份爱上加上一个期限,我希望是……一万年!


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富婆qq群

富婆qq群

千与千寻英文台词

  人生就是一列开往坟墓的列车,路途上会有很多站,很难有人可以自始至终陪着走完。当陪你的人要下车时,即使不舍也该心存感激,然后挥手道别。

  ——宫崎骏《千与千寻》

  不管前方的路有多苦,只要走的方向正确,不管多么崎岖不平,都比站在原地更接近幸福。

  ——宫崎骏《千与千寻》

  我不知道离别的滋味是这样凄凉,我不知道说声再见要这么坚强。

  ——宫崎骏《千与千寻》

  曾经发生过的事情不可能忘记,只不过是想不起而已。

  ——宫崎骏《千与千寻》

  我只能送你到这里了,剩下的路你要自己走,不要回头。

  ——宫崎骏《千与千寻》

  人永远不知道,谁哪次不经意的跟你说了再见之后,就真的不会再见了。

  ——宫崎骏《千与千寻》

  已经走到尽头的东西,重生也不过是再一次的消亡。就像所有的开始,其实都只是一个写好了的结局。

  ——宫崎骏《千与千寻》

  用善意的心情去理解别人的话,会让世界单纯美好容易。世界如此之大,我却能幸运地遇见一些人。


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校园偶像剧

校园偶像剧

saw 英文台词

  To Adam:

  Rise and shine,Adam.You're probably wondering where you are.I'll tell you where you might be.You might be in the room that you die in.Up until now,you simply sat in the shadows...watching others live out their lives.What do voyeurs see,when they look into the mirror?Now I see you as a strange mix...of someone angry and yet apathetic.But mostly just pathetic.So are you going to watch yourself die today,Adam?or do something about it?

  老头对亚当

  太阳照屁股了亚当,也许你想知道这是哪,我告诉你,这是一个你可能将长眠于此的地方.直到昨晚为止,你一直躲在暗处窥视他人的生活.偷窥者照镜子时他们会看到什么?在我看来,你是一个集易怒症与麻木病一身的奇怪混合体.但更主要的是条可怜虫.今天,你准备看着自己死去吗亚当?还是,去做些什么?

  To Gorden:

  Dr.Gorden.This is your wake-up call.Every day of your working life,you have given people the news...that they are going to die soon.Now you will be the cause of death.Your aim in this game is to kill Adam.You have until 6:00 on the clock to do it.There's a man in the room with you.When there is that much poison in your blood,the only thing left to do...is shoot yourself.There are ways to win this...hidden all around you.Just remember:"X" marks the spot for the treasure.If you do not kill Adam by 6:00...then Alison and Diana will die,Dr.Gorden.And I'll leave you in this room to rot.Let the game begin.

  老头对高登

  高医生,这是你的叫醒电话.你每天的工作只是一边告诉病人们“对不起,我尽力了.”一边无动于衷地看着他们死去.今天,你将成为死神.这场游戏你的目标就是必须在6点前杀死亚当.这屋里还有个人,当你血液里有那么多毒素,你所能做的就只有自杀了.有几种方法来过关.道具都隐藏在你的周围.但要记住“X”标记着宝箱位置.如果你6点前没杀死亚当,那么高太太和高戴安也将死去.而你,老高,我会让你在这房间里腐烂.那么游戏开始.

  To Amanda:

  Hello, Amanda.You don't know me, but I know you.I want to play a game.Here's what happens if you lose.The device you're wearing is hooked into your upper and lower jaws.When the timer at the back goes off...your mouth will be permanently ripped open.Think of it like a reverse bear trap.Here, I'll show you.There is only one key to open the device.It's in the stomach of your dead cellmate.Look around, Amanda.Know that I'm not lying.You better hurry up.Live or die. Make your choice.

  老头对阿曼达

  你好,阿曼达,你不认识我,可我认识你.我想玩个游戏.如果你这次输了就会变成这样.你戴的装置用来钩住你的上下颚.当后面的计时器到点后,你的嘴就会永久性撕开,就象一个回动式捕熊器.我来演示一下.只有一把钥匙能打开这装置.在你死去室友的胃里.看看周围,阿曼达,就知道我没骗你.最好赶快了,生或死,作决定吧.

  Hello, Paul.You're a perfectly healthy,sane,middle-class male.Yet, last month, you ran a straight razor across your wrists.Did you hurt yourself because you truly wanted to die...or did you just want some attention?Tonight, you'll show me.The irony is that if you want to die you just have to stay where you are.But if you want to live,you'll have to cut yourself again.Find the path through the razor wire to the door.But hurry. At 3.:00 that door will lock...and then this room becomes your tomb.How much blood will you shed to stay alive, Paul?

  老头对包罗

  你好,包先生.你是一个非常健康的中产阶级.上个月,我瞧见你割了自己的手腕.你是真的想死还是只是想引起一些注意?今晚,告诉我答案.讽刺的是,如果你想死,只要呆着就行.如果你想活命,则得再割你几次.找到铁丝网和门之间的一条道路.但是得抓紧了,3点门就会锁上.到时候这里就会成为你的墓地.要流多少血才能活呢,老包?


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校园偶像剧

校园偶像剧

英文台词4人对话

  A: May I have your attention, please? Hello, my dear friends. Welcome to my dinner party. The party is about to begin. Let’s start eating now.

  B: Hi. The food is so delicious in your party.

  A: Thanks for your praise. Which food do you like best?

  B:I like the meatballs best.

  A: Can you tell me why?

  B: They're made of meat, but not like hamburgers or some have meat but bad for peoples’ body.

  A: Oh, yes. Meatballs are delicious, but not like ice cream or chocolate have too much sugar and fat.

  C: What are you talking about? I would like to join you.

  D: Me too. I seem to hear you talking about the food.

  B: Oh, yes. We talk about the delicious food. Do you like to drink milk? There’s a cup of milk in your hand.

  D: Yes. .Because milk have many nutrition. Hope you also like to drink milk.

  C: I’m very interested in this topic. I like the Chinese food in the party tonight.

  A: Which one?

  C: The eggs with tomatoes. My mother often cooked it for me.

  A: Do you know how to make this food?

  C:I know. It needs two eggs, then beat the eggs lightly, add a quarter teaspoon salt and a pinch of pepper…..Oh, it’s a complicated thing. I can show you how to make it another day.

  A: Good. Do you like the ice-cream?

  BC: Yes. It tastes great.

  A: It’s made with my own hands.

  C: Really? That’s different. I will eat a little more.

  D:I will have a taste.

  B: Oh, it’s too late. I think I must go home now.

  A: Why? You just got here.

  B: But it’s pretty late. I never stay out too late.

  A: Do you want to have some more food before leaving?

  B: Thanks. I’m stuffed.

  A: Be careful on your way to home. Good night.

  B: Good night.


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校园偶像剧

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沙漠死神英文台词

  1 生与死 轮回不止 我们生 他们死

  2 天空 是无用且垂死的星辰

  3 恕瑞玛的时代 尚未到来

  4 也许恕瑞玛的衰弱 是注定的

  5 我度过了 数个世纪

  6 这里 连天使都不敢踏足

  7 生 是轮回的一部分 而你的那部分已经结束了

  8 死亡祭祀就要开始 你的内脏将用来占卜

  9 很快 这儿就什么都不会剩下了

  10 你们的灵魂将会被女神称量

  11 这只不过是另一扇门而已 我会回来的

  12 你们觉得我像阿努比斯?拜托 他的皮肤可是黑色的!

  13 你的遗体将慢慢消散 化为永恒 就像沙漠中的沙砾那样

  14 怒火 掩盖了你内心所有的善良 哦 我的兄弟 雷克顿

  15 枯萎 软弱无力 凋零

  16 往事 是描绘着未来的挂毯

  17 你的遗产 将渐行渐远 融入永恒

  18 就像沙漠中的沙粒一般

  19 不 我才不去捡那个球

  20 谁把狗也放出来了 汪汪汪

  21 死亡与我同在


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