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张若昀化蹦极少年

张若昀化蹦极少年

英语心灵鸡汤句子 心灵鸡汤简短好句子

  1、Keep on going never give up.

  勇往直前,决不放弃!

  2、Never put off what you can do today until tomorrow.

  今日事今日毕!

  3、Believe in yourself.

  相信你自己!

  4、You think you can, you can.

  你认为你行,你就行。

  5、I can because i think i can.

  我行,因为我相信我行!

  6、Action speak louder than words.

  行动胜于言语!

  7、Never say die.

  永不气馁!

  8、Winners do what losers don't want to do.

  胜利者做失败者不愿意做的事!

  9、Jack of all trades and master of none.

  门门精通,样样稀松。

  10、Wasting time is robbing oneself.

  浪费时间就是掠夺自己。

  11、Judge not from appearances.

  人不可貌相,海不可斗量。

  12、Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well.

  任何值得做的事就值得把它做好!

  13、Don't give up and don't give in.

  不要放弃,不要言败!


张若昀化蹦极少年

张若昀化蹦极少年

英文说说带翻译伤感 爱情英文说说带翻译

  Wound like me, a stubborn child, not heal.

  伤口就像莪一样,是个倔强的孩子,不肯愈合。

  The lonely youth, I only for you.

  整个青春孤寂,我只为了一个你。

  At no stage a comeback love your courage.

  再无卷土重来爱你的勇气。

  No true heart,no broken heart.

  没有掏心掏肺,就不会撕心裂肺。

  Too many stories have no results.

  拥有太多故事却都没有后来。

  f this is not the end if I still love you.

  如果这不是结局如果我还爱你。

  He misses her, but he missed her.

  错过只在一瞬,思念却是一世。

  Delusion is me to walk with you life.

  妄想陪你走一生的人是我。

  No one even lives lost nor will i lose.

  致我们终将逝去的青春。


老汉菜地捡到大龟

老汉菜地捡到大龟

关于爱情的英语句子 关于爱情的名言英语

1.I love you not because I need you, I need you because I love you.  不是因为需要你所以爱你,是因为爱你所以需要你。
 
2.Does not belong to me, I will let go 。  不属于我的,我会离开。
 
3.If you love me, please you love doesn't love, please leave.  如果你爱我,就请你好好爱,不爱请离开。

4.If you can explain why like a person, then there is no reason this is not love, true love, I love you, do not know why.  如果你能解释为什么会喜欢一个人,那么这不是爱情,真正的爱情没有原因,我爱你,不知道为什么。  
 
5.Because I like, so reluctantly, not so much why.  因为喜欢,所以情愿,没有那么多为什么。一点点语录网

6.I have believed that when you appear, I knew that is you.  我一直相信,等到你出现的时候,我就知道是你。
 
7.I do not travel around the world, so long as I found you. May.  我不要周游世界,我只要找到你。就可以。
 
8.Still walks, was only and the time counter-direction.  依然行走,只是与时间反了方向。
 
9.I miss you But I still miss you。  我错过了你,却还是会想念你。
 
10.if i still love you .can we together like we used to ?  如果我还爱你,我们还会在一起么?


一粒红尘电视剧

一粒红尘电视剧

二人英语对话3分钟搞笑 英语三人搞笑情景对话

 Todd: OK. We're back with Jeanna. You wanna talk about your summer vacation.

  好的,吉娜。能谈谈你的暑假吗。

  Jeanna: Sure. I went to Las Vegas, Nevada; Reno, Nevada; Tahoe, California; and San Diego, California and I went to Disneyland.

  好的。我去了内华达州的拉斯维加斯,里诺,和加利福尼亚州的塔霍湖,圣地亚哥,我还去了迪斯尼乐园。

  Todd: Wow! Sounds like a really good time.

  哇!听上去你玩得很愉快。

  Jeanna: Yeah, it was. It was a lot of fun.

  是的。我玩得很有趣。

  Todd: What was the best place?

  最棒的地方是哪里?

  Jeanna: Probably Las Vegas. It was the most interesting.

  也许是拉斯维加斯。那里最有趣。

  Todd: OK. why was it the most interesting?

  好的。为什么那里最有趣呢?

  Jeanna: It was just really busy and there was always stuff going on. Ya know, never resting.

  那里很繁华,总有各种娱乐活动,你知道,那里从来不闲。

  Todd: OK. Ah, for example what stuff is going on? Like, what did you do?

  好的,例如什么活动,你在那里做什么?

  Jeanna: Well, we went shopping a lot, in a lot of different casinos that had malls in them, we went and visited the Hoover Dam.

  我们经常购物,在不同的赌场里都有购物中心,我们还去了胡佛水坝。

  Todd: Oh, wow! It's pretty big.

  哇!水坝很大。

  Jeanna: Yeah, really big.

  是的,很大。

  Todd: That's a lot of water. Did you go swimming?

  那里有很多水,你游泳了吗?

  Jeanna: No.

  没有。

  Todd: Can you swim in the Hoover Dam?

  能在胡佛水库里游泳吗?

  Jeanna: You can swim in the reservoir.

  能在蓄水池里游泳。

  Todd: I mean in the reservoir. Yeah. OK. How did you get to Las Vegas?

  我就是说在蓄水池里。好的。你怎么到拉斯维加斯的?

  Jeanna: By plane from Oakland to Las Vegas.

  从奥克兰搭乘飞机到拉斯维加斯的。

  Todd: OK. How long did it take?

  路上花了多长时间?

  Jeanna: About an hour and forty-five minutes.

  大约花了1小时45分钟。

  Todd: OK. Do you think you'll go back to Las Vegas someday in the future?

  好的。

  Jeanna: Hopefully.

  希望如此。

  Todd: OK. Great. Thanks a lot Jeanna.

  好的。谢谢你,吉娜。

  Jeanna: You're welcome.

  不客气


电扇吹脸一夜面瘫

电扇吹脸一夜面瘫

三个人对话英语段子 英语三人情景对话

1、"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."

“孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”

“没有,老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面。”


2、TWO: Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now,can anyone give me a good example?

John:Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.

老师:我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在,谁给我举个例子?

约翰:嗯,在夏天天都长,在冬天天都短。


3、A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."


好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”

“她是个卖糖果的。”



深夜食堂 黄磊

深夜食堂 黄磊

简短幽默笑话大全爆笑 英语简短笑话大全爆笑

  Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

  Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

  Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

  昂贵的代价

  牙科医生:对不起,夫人,为给您的儿子拔牙,我得收二十五美元。

  母亲:二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?

  牙科医生:是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤,他都吓跑四位病人了


五行币传销被捕

五行币传销被捕

英语简单问答对话 最简单的英语口语对话

1.He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了

汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?

约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?

约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。

2.Prize

Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained.

"A prize? What for, dear?"

"For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three."

"But an ostrich has only two legs."

"I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest."

奖品

小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。“这是奖品,妈妈。”他解释道。

“奖品?因为什么得的。亲爱的?”

“因为自然课得的。老师问我鸵鸟有几条腿,我说有三条。”

“但是鸵鸟是两条腿啊。”

“我现在知道了。但其他学生都说有四条。所以还是我最接近正确答案。”

3.A portrait of God

A little boy was drawing a sketch with pencil and paper.

When his mother asked what he was doing, he answered immediately and with considerable pride: "I am drawing a portrait of God."

Being surprised and afraid, his mother said: "You cannot do that. No one has ever seen God. No one knows how God looks."

But the little boy replied complacently: "Well, when I get through, they will know."

上帝的画像

一个小男孩拿着铅笔和纸在画一幅素描。

他的妈妈问他在干什么时,他马上很自豪地回答说:“我在画一幅上帝的肖像。”

他的妈妈既惊讶又害怕,说:“你不能这样做的,没有人见过上帝,谁也不知道上帝是什么样子。”

可是小男孩得意的回答:“等我画完了,他们就会知道啦。”


五行币传销被捕

五行币传销被捕

关于英语语法闹的笑话 病句闹出的笑话故事

场景一:

雇主:how much do you want a month? 你一个月要多少钱?

保姆:800 yuan,eat you, sleep you. 800块,吃你的,住你的。

问题来了,那么管吃管住怎么说?

场景二:

有个朋友来加拿大第一次去吃牛排,服务员问:“How would you like your steak done?”(您的牛排要几分熟?)

我朋友没听懂,就听别人点的时候说“Medium”, 他就想我不能跟他们学。

他就跟服务员说:“Large, please?”

服务员一愣,说:“Sorry, we don’t have that.”

然后他又说:“Small, please?”

服务员又吓了一跳,说:“Sorry, we don’t have that.”

他身边的朋友着急了,告诉他,人家问你牛排要几分熟,他恍然大悟,想了想说:“Eighty percent(百分之八十熟).”

服务员又一愣说:“Sorry, we don’t have that.”

问题来了,那么牛肉的5分熟、7分熟、全熟怎么说?

场景三:

小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?

老师说:Go ahead.

小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?

老师说:Go ahead.

小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问:你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去?

小明说:你没听老师说「去你个头」啊!

问题来了,那么文中的go ahead是什么意思?


龙卷风中淡定除草

龙卷风中淡定除草

英语翻译搞笑段子 英语开心一刻笑话

1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

老师:谁能回到我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?!
老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩:我!我现在要回家了。

2.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

Anydog, buildings can’t jump!
任何一只狗,大楼又跳不起来。

3.
What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有头、有尾,但是没有身体?

A coin!
硬币。

4.
What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛,却看不见?

A needle.
针。

5.
Wife: “How would you describe me?”
妻子:你会怎么形容我呢?

Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
丈夫:ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife: “What does that mean?”
妻子:那是什么意思?

Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
丈夫:迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”
妻子:哇,谢谢,但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?

Husband: “I’m just kidding!”
丈夫:开个玩笑!


龙卷风中淡定除草

龙卷风中淡定除草

短篇英语笑话英语幽默笑话 50个英语笑话爆笑超短

Expensive Price

Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

昂贵的代价

牙科医生:对不起,夫人,为给您的儿子拔牙,我得收二十五美元。

母亲:二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?

牙科医生:是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤,他都吓跑四位病人了


父母收回儿子别墅

父母收回儿子别墅

英语小笑话带翻译 英语笑话带翻译长一点

圣诞树(中英)

Searching through row upon row of Christmas trees, my husband Norm and In picked one we liked. Then I noticed the one being held by a woman nearby the perfect tree. I watched as she carried it around the lot and couldn’t believe my eyes when she set it aside.

我和丈夫诺姆挑选圣诞树,挑了一排又一排,终于选了一棵中意的。这时我注意到旁边一位妇女手里拿的一棵—那是一棵绝好的圣诞树。她拿着那棵树在那个地方走来走去,我就一直看着。当她将树放到一边时,我简直都不敢相信我的眼睛了。

I ditched ours and ran over to grab the coveted tree. "Aren't we lucky?" I said to Norm. "I do feel a little guilty, however, for taking it before she could change her mind.”

我丢开我们选的那棵,跑过去一把抓住那棵我垂涎已久的圣诞树。“我们真走运!”我对诺姆说:“不过,我确实觉得有点愧疚,在她还没来得及改变主意之前就把它拿了下来。”

"I wouldn’t worry ,”he replied, "she just ran over and snatched ours."

“我一点都不担心,”他回答说。“她刚刚跑过来把我们那棵抢走了。”


父母收回儿子别墅

父母收回儿子别墅

英语笑话带翻译三分钟 英文笑话带翻译爆笑

  1、A physics Examination

  Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

  The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

  Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

  一次物理考试

  在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

  这个问题是:为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?

  尼克的回答是:因为眼睛在前,耳朵在后。

  2、Jim‟s History Examination

  Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?

  Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him

  things that happened before the poor boy was born.

  吉姆的历史考试

  舅舅:吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?

  母亲:唉,糟透了。可话又说回来,这也不能怪他。嗨,他们尽问一些这个 可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。

  3、The New Teacher

  George comes from school on the first of September.

  "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

  "I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

  新老师

  9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里。

  "乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问。

  "妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"


大学教授亮工资条

大学教授亮工资条

英语笑话带翻译很短的 英语笑话带翻译短一些

1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

老师:谁能回到我下一个问题,谁就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?!
老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩:我!我现在要回家了。

2.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

Anydog, buildings can’t jump!
任何一只狗,大楼又跳不起来。

3.
What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有头、有尾,但是没有身体?

A coin!
硬币。


大学教授亮工资条

大学教授亮工资条

简单的英语笑话带翻译 英文笑话带翻译爆笑

   A mother mouse

  老鼠的第二语言也重要

  A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she

  spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and

  the cat watched the mice.

  Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat

  was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

  Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you

  understand the value of a second language?"

  一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步,突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。

  母老鼠向着猫叫道:“汪,汪,汪”,猫听了非常害怕,拼命跑走了。

  母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说:“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”


宫崎骏正式复出

宫崎骏正式复出

英语简短笑话大全爆笑 20个英语笑话爆笑超短

1、The Fish Net

Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

鱼网

你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安? 老师发问道。

把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。

2、The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

新老师

9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里。

乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。

妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。


36e美女

36e美女

英语幽默笑话300篇 英语笑话带翻译爆笑

  man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."

  Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?" 两个猎人进森林里打猎,其中一个猎人不慎跌倒,两眼翻白,似已停止呼吸.另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话.接线员沉着地说:“第一步,要先确定你的朋友已经死亡.”于是,接线员在电话里听到一声枪响,然后听到那猎人接着问:“第二步怎办?”

  Talking clock

  会说话的钟

  While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"

  "Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"

  一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意.“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他.“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答.“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问.“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋.突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”


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  I Wasn't Asleep

  When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

  "I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

  "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

  "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

  我没有睡着

  当一群妇女上车之后,车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了,他担心这个人会坐过站,就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他,说:“先生,醒醒!”

  “我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

  “没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”

  “我知道,我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”

 

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