Excuse me, sir, is there a commode?
Quick, honey, take my picture. I got the pyramid in my hand.
Justin, you get back here right now!
No, no! Stop him! Go back! Don't climb!
Hold on. Easy, little boy.
Okay, stop, child! Stop right there. No!
No, no, no! Oh! There he goes.
I've got him! I've got him!
Outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered
that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen
and replaced by a giant inflatable replica.
There is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens
try to protect their beloved landmarks.
Law enforcement still has no leads,
leaving everyone to wonder, which of the world's villains
is responsible for this heinous crime?
And where will he strike next?
I'm having a bad, bad day
It's about time that I get my way
Steamrolling whatever I see
Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray!