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小狗吃什么2016-12-01 10:42

生活大爆炸的台词

  1. I get you something? Perhaps a feminine hygiene product, or a bowel regulating yogurt?

  她是我的客人。要招待她的话也该由我来吧。伊丽莎白,我能为你效劳吗?你想要女性卫生用品还是调节肠道的酸奶?

  2.Oh, Penny. This is Dr. Plimpton, a leading expert on quantum cosmology. Dr. Plimpton, Penny is a waitress who doesn't understand the role gasoline plays in an internal combustion engine.

  佩妮,这位是普林顿博士,量子宇宙论权威专家。普林顿博士,这是佩妮,一名不理解内燃机需要汽油做燃料的服务生。

  3.Roommates agree that Friday nights will be reserved for watching Joss Whedon's brilliant new series, Firefly.

  室友同意在每周五晚上观看乔斯.威登最新导演的惊世力作《萤火虫》。

  4.The apartment flag is gold lion rampant on a field of azure.

  公寓旗帜是一头在天蓝色背景下两腿站立的狮子。

  5.I'm here because you violated our roommate agreement, specifically Section Eight, 'Visitors', sub-section C, 'Females', Paragraph 4, 'Coitus'. Roommates shall give each other twelve hours' notice of impending coitus.

  我来是因为你违反了我们的室友协议,确切来说是第八部分“宾客”里的c小部分“女性”里的第四段“交媾”。在进行交媾之前,室友需要提前12小时通知对方。


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