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印度神庙2016-11-28 12:25

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You're never too old to learn something stupid.

越活越“二”。活到老,二到老。

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

在这个世界上,我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你,但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水果;智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining

上帝瞅着咱们呢,大伙好歹喜感点吧!

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端,不是为了成为一个素食者。

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

剽悍的人生不需要解释。

It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end

跳楼的时候,“啊——”的时候还没死,“啪!”那才是死了


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